Ok, I am very sorry to any people who might actually read this. I haven't posted in over a week, and I am very sorry about this. I want to say that I have been busy, but that would be a lie. I'm just a procrastinator. Finally Liam bugged me enough so that I'd post something new. Ok, 13 things that have happened since the last post:
1. Packers won the superbowl!!! Woot!!! As a cheesehead, I felt the need to express my extreme joy on this subject. I am a Packer fan 100%, so this was huge for me. The Green Bay Packers have not won a superbowl since I was 1 year old. This was big.
2. I read the second and third books in the Emily the Strange novel series. This was awesome and prompted me to start journaling.
3. I became a mall person. This gives me great pain to say. I used to hate the mall, and yet, look where I am now. No, actually don't look where I am, I'm not at the mall, I'm at home, in my pajamas, sitting at my desk chair with my feet on my bed. But I am a mall person, so it doesn't matter where I am. The reasons for me being a mall person, are that I've been to the mall, every friday for the past three weeks. Finally I'm breaking the cycle, and am NOT going to the mall tomorrow.
4. On Valentine's Day, I got a giant Hershey's bar! I'm eating it now.
5. Tonight I went to a concert at Clamatis at Cityplace. The music wasn't very good, but my friends and I are crazy enough that we had fun anyway.
6. On Saturday we're having the first meeting for A Very Potter Musical!!! I'm extremely excited about this.
7. Tomorrow, my friend Theo is going to teach me how to play drums. I'm not sure about this because his brother is actually really good at drums, so it's kind of intimidating.
8. ... Sorry I got distracted because I found my old Nintendo DS and have been playing Texas Holden Poker on there for the past hour...
ADD strikes again... Anyway, I've had a lot going on... I've also resurected a few stories from a while ago, but no one on deviantArt seems to care... no one's read them... :( I mean, I know they coulld use some work, but it's not like they're horrible... I guess the yaoi just gets more attention than my other stuff.
How about I tell you tonight's story?
Ok so we were at this concert in cityplace right, and there was this guy who we're all sure was drunk or high or something cuz he was acting very strange. At one point all my friends had convinced theirselves that they'd seen him making out with himself. Later on, he left for a while. It must be noted that I was very distractable -and still am- so I kept looking around at the buildings and lights and stuff around us. At one point, we were all sitting around, eating pizza and talking, and I looked around and I saw in this very expensive looking apartment complex, some lights on in a window. And inside I could see there was a man who looked very similar to the drunk man we'd seen earlier. He was putting on a blue flannel shirt over his white shirt that he'd been wearing earlier. I pointed him out to my friends, but before they looked, he was gone. Then about ten minutes later, we saw him again on the dance floor, dancing crazily again in a blue flannel shirt. I pointed him out to my friend Theo, and said that I'd seen him putting on that shirt in his apparment, so it must be the same guy. Theo responded saying he must be a very rich drunk. i suggested that maybe he wasn't drunk, but rather high, because you'd kind of have to be rich in order to pay for drugs. This was all very funny to us.
Later on, we were all dancing to the not-so-good music, and the drunk man approached us trying to get us to dance crazy like him. He was wolf-whistling at us, and making us uncomfortable. We all politely tried to hint to him that we didn't want to dance with him, but he didn't sense our discomfort. He went on dancing crazily, and eventually approached us again, this time persistantly trying to strike up a conversation. It must here be noted that most of the teens in our group were girls, and we were all quite creeped out. It escalated to the point where he was telling our reluctant-to-listen group about how he owns a comedy club. He said he'd give us a free taste of his comedy and we curiously agreed to hear his joke.
"What's the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer?" He slurred. He was still swaying slightly either from drunkeness, trying to keep dancing to the song, or a strange combination of both. He gave a pause for us to think about it, and then gave the punch line. "The taste." We all laughed, and he walked away. But after only a second he came back. This time he was with another drunk looking man. "I'm Dan, and this is my brother." He slurred out. He did say his brother's name, but due to the music, and his drunken voice, I didn't understand what he'd said it was. Shortly after this, a few of my friends' parents came over. The drunk man said something about parents and being 'no fun' and walked away immediatly. This was the final clue to us that he was most definitly a creeper, and so after a bit more now awkward dancing, we went back to where we'd been sitting before. The drunk man, "Dan" went back to the dance floor right after we left, and went back to his crazy dancing. "At least he's happy." I keep telling myself. But if creeping on a group of teens is what makes him happy, I'm not entirely sure his happiness is a good thing for the general public. But even so, we had a great night.
That's all I've got. I'll try not to procrastinate so much in the future.
~RF
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